Someone once told us the shape of the classic glass Coke bottle is so iconic because it is supposed to resemble the body of a curvy woman. Most of our clients like curvy ladies, something you want to take hold of in your hands and trace the curves. Most of our Park Lane and Mayfair escorts are like Coke bottles – pop the lid, drink deep and enjoy.
We started thinking about what other things our ladies could compare themselves to. If we continue with the drinks theme, what about a bottle of champagne? Not the supermarket champagnes that anyone can pick up for a bargain price – ah no, the classy, rare and an experience to be sipped and savoured.
And I certainly won’t leave you with a thumping head-ache a headache
Then, we thought of what animal our escorts could consider themselves to be. So we thought, how about a cat? The cat is an independent and discerning kind of beast. And yet, if you know cats well, you will be rewarded with a sensual creature that is exquisite to the touch and which will purr perfectly for you if you stroke it right.
And if our ladies were a celebrity? We’d look back to the past. Like the young Sophia Loren, curls too can boast of a body built on pasta. Like all the Latin ladies, they pride themselves in the ability to dress in a way that makes the most of their curves and the ways that they can make a man feel very special indeed. Scarlett Johansson also is an inspiration. Modern-day celebrities often favour a skinny, athletic look, and we here at London’s best high-class escort agency know that it is not a look that men like.
And finally, if our ladies were some food, it would be a chocolate cake made from the purest, darkest chocolate, served in small slices and melt-in-the-mouth. Rich, indulgent and just perfect eaten any time…
