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We are real fans of the Great British Bake Off, but have you ever thought that baking is like the escort business?

The talents of a skilled baker and escorts are similar, believe it or not. The baker must create a beautiful confection – a delicious loaf of artisan bread, a delicate pastry or a cake. The escort also needs to make– she needs to make a self that men desire greatly. You might think that means she needs to be beautiful herself, but creating a desirable self is very different from innate beauty – the beautiful self takes skills, creativity and talent.

The baker who creates those artisan breads needs a magical chemical reaction which produces a rise. The escort – well, she likes things around her to develop as well.

The baker of cakes longs to tempt and please people. The baker goes out of their way to produce the most luscious cakes. Dense, moist chocolate cakes’ or the lightest of Victoria sponges sandwiched with fresh cream and homemade strawberry jam. Or a Battenberg cake, with its pretty pink and yellow squares and then, of course, the cupcakes, with their stacked high lovely toppings…

Our London females, too, love to tempt and please. Just as a baker of cakes wants people to give in to temptation and cram their mouths full of culinary creations, so do our ladies; they offer up sweet little mouthfuls, and they like to leave clients wanting more – and desperate to try again and again.

Then there is the baker of pastries – from mouth-watering short-crust pies to the flakiness of rough puff and the itty-bitty thin layers of filo. A good escort offers herself like layers, which the willing client slowly pulls away to reveal the centre.

Finally, a good baker uses intuition. The baker uses their sense of touch and smell to judge when something is ready; a good baker knows what ingredients will work together and will use their knowledge to create and improve recipes.

A great escort will use intuition, of course – they know when to talk and when to listen. They know when to touch and smooth and wait until someone feels at ease. Our ladies know when to please, and they see the power of touch.

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