Park Lane & Mayfair

As you may well imagine, in my line of work, keeping to a tight schedule is a must. By this, I mean making sure I leave with plenty of time to spare in case of traffic issues, and I NEVER book a client back to back. I pride myself on my punctuality and privacy.

And today you will understand why…

Sometimes, I work from home; my Mayfair Apartment is spacious and tastefully decorated in neutrals. It’s my boudoir that boasts colour, sensuality and a closet full of props/costumes – and a rather handy en suite shower room. (Notice I said “boudoir”. My home has two bedrooms, and there is the one I sleep in and the one I entertain in. Considering that the hallway turns either to the left or right if I’m entertaining Chez-moi, I can avoid a client stepping into my personal space by steering him immediately through the left door. This saves time and the need for hot beverages.

Once upon a time, my bedrooms were the other way around. I soon realised by mistake when a client took the scenic route through my front room, getting an eyeful of my life and a pile of posts on the table. I felt exposed and spent the rest of the day moving furniture around.

As you may well imagine, my neighbours and immediate family aren’t exactly privy to my line of work. London may be a large city, but it is fantastic. Who knows who is within a 5-mile radius? As you know, my clients come from all over London and Surrey, but I can’t trust people not to show up early, catching me on the hop. I have an entry-phone system into my building, but it terrifies me that a kind-hearted neighbour will let in my mother on their way out the door. I tend to schedule weekday luncheons with the parents away from home. If they ask, I have no food in the house, or I’m temping at an office nearby.

While I enjoy the odd home visit, I prefer meeting my dates in hotels, bars, clubs and restaurants – mainly because it means I can leave punctually. I’m not chivvying anyone out the door. While the choice of venue is 99% that of the client, I have never visited the same place twice in a week. This did happen to a fellow London escort recently, but the professionalism of the Maître d’ was outstanding.

As today is Friday, I have booked my afternoon and evening dates three hours apart. I never visit clients in the same outfit (how distasteful) – even if logistics would have it otherwise. If I can’t get home to change, I always carry fresh underwear, toiletries and a spare top in my bag. And if all else fails, there is the matter of my MasterCard and a trip to Kensington

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