Park Lane & Mayfair

In the old days, getting around London was a piece of cake; you just hopped on a bus, grabbed a tube or a taxi, and went away. These days, it’s not quite as simple as that. If you’re in a hurry to visit the in-call flat of a fantastic escort girl, you might well find that London public transport is making your job more difficult rather than helping you get there.

If you’re thinking of catching a London bus on your way to meet a beautiful Park Lane and Mayfair companion, you’ll find that it will probably still be red. It might not, however, be a double-decker: many London buses these days are articulated single-deckers. This is a shame because the top decks of buses were great places to look down on the gorgeous girls of London Town, especially during the summer when they’re all wandering around in low-cut attire!!!

Taxis are expensive and are never around when you need them, the Tube is uncomfortable and packed, and Buses tend to be the same – and what’s more, they’ve started getting more expensive.
London’s buses have changed over the past few years. The old red Route master buses – which, over their lifetimes, have taken many a distinguished client to an in-call or outcall – have now been almost completely phased out. Although they remain a symbol of London, they were getting old and never met modern environmental regulations. You can still travel on a Route master on specific “heritage” routes in central London, notably if you’re in the West End in and around the areas of Aldwych and Trafalgar Square.

To the amateur, London buses can be confusing, so it’s worth planning your journey before you set out. If, for example, you’re travelling from Park Lane or a Mayfair hotel to see a London escort in Kensington, Marylebone or Chelsea, there’s a good chance that you might have to make a change. Study the timetables carefully, and before long, you should be approaching the in-call flat of the sexy lady you’ve booked for the day. Fail to study the list, and you’ll probably find yourself approaching Tilbury, where there are very, very few high-class London escort girls, and the only thing to do on a Saturday night is collect the serial numbers of shipping containers.

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