I love a good trip away. Being a 24 hour escort sees my time taken up by many men most of whom love to jet their escort away at a moment’s notice and who like to out-do their colleagues who they know have had dealings with Park Lane and Mayfair or have heard through the grapevine that I myself have been treated to a couple of nights in New York.
I have a few clients who know each other through either working together in the finance capital that is Canary Wharf or through meeting at private functions held by a mutual contact. I do attend many parties in the most prestigious of locations like The Blake’s Hotel or some very exclusive clubs and that’s when you start to see familiar faces or get to network. I would never be so classless as to flaunt my services in front of a client but if I am on my way back from a bathroom visit and someone steers me into a corner I will promote myself upon question very discretely and this is exactly what happened when Jim asked me for my ‘card’ quite casually as I waited for my date to come back from the bar. His chat up went a little something like this…
“Jim” ‘WHY WOULD A LOVELY LOOKING LADY BE WAITING ALONE IN A CROWDED ROOM WHEN SHE COULD BE SPENDING HER TIME SPEAKING TO SO MANY INTERESTING PEOPLE’
Me ‘OH, I’M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF BEING LEFT ALONE…IT’S WHEN I’M ALONE WITH ANOTHER PERSON THEY HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.
“Jim” ‘I’M INTRIGUED AND ALSO QUITE EXCITED BY THE MENTION OF BEING ALONE WITH SOMEONE I HAVE JUST MET’
Me ‘LETS NOT KID OURSELVES THAT YOU HAVEN’T BEEN ALONE WITH SOMEONE YOU HAVE JUST MET. I CAN’T IMAGINE A HANDSOME MAN LIKE YOU BEING ALONE FOR LONG FULL STOP’
“Jim” ‘NOW THIS IS A DANGEROUS GAME TO PLAY; FLATTERING ME WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND IS 10 FEET AWAY.’
Me ‘WE BOTH KNOW HE’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND BUT LETS SAY HE WAS, DO YOU FIND THAT EXCITING TOO?’
“Jim” ‘ HERE’S MY CARD. I UNDERSTAND THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS BUT I PROMISE YOU A VERY THRILLING AND ALONE WITH ME TIME IN NEW YORK IF YOU WILL JOIN ME’.
Me ‘THEN HOW COULD I POSSIBLY RESIST? STAY BY YOUR PHONE NEARER TO MIDNIGHT. IF YOU DON’T ANSWER, YOU WON’T HEAR FROM ME AGAIN’.
“Jim” ‘I WILL ANSWER…YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU’.
So, that’s how my first meeting with “Jim” went. I can’t tell you how many times I have been to New York and how may clients have promised me the world but this did actually sound like an offer I couldn’t refuse. More importantly, I never call clients; I don’t need to but again, this was something very different and when I can get my head round my time with him I will let you know what went on in The Big Apple.